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The Token for Digital Minimalists
Who Can't Stop Buying Crypto

Welcome to the paradox. We want to escape the digital world, but here we are, building wealth on the fastest blockchain. Join the irony.

Buy on Jupiter

Contract Address (Solana):

DEToxTokenAddress123...456

The Digital Paradox

We all know the struggle. We want to disconnect, but we can't stop checking our portfolios.

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Screen Time Addiction

Average crypto trader checks their portfolio 47 times per day. Sound familiar?

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Failed Detox Attempts

That meditation app you bought? Still unopened. But you know every DeFi protocol by heart.

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Crypto FOMO

You want digital minimalism, but what if this is the next 1000x? Better buy just in case.

The Solution? Embrace the Irony.

DETOX is the first token that acknowledges the beautiful contradiction of our digital lives. We're building wealth while building awareness. Fast blockchain, slow living.

Why Solana?

Even our blockchain promotes minimalism with ultra-low fees and lightning-fast transactions.

Lightning Fast

65,000+ TPS means your trades execute faster than your regret.

Current TPS: 3,247
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Minimal Fees

$0.00025 per transaction. Less than your daily coffee addiction.

vs ETH: ~$15-50
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Eco-Friendly

Proof-of-Stake consensus. Good for your portfolio and the planet.

99.9% less energy

Tokenomics

Simple, transparent, and designed for community growth.

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 DETOX

Community & Airdrops
40%
Liquidity Pool
30%
Development & Marketing
20%
Team (Vested)
10%

🚫 Zero Tax Policy

No buy tax, no sell tax. Because taxes are stressful, and we're trying to detox from stress.

Join the Digital Detox Support Group

Connect with others who understand the struggle. Share your failed detox stories and build wealth together.

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Weekly Challenges

Reduce screen time, earn DETOX rewards

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Holder Rewards

Exclusive NFTs and community perks

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Support Groups

Share your digital addiction stories

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DAO Voting

Community-driven decisions

Roadmap

Our journey from digital addiction to financial freedom.

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Phase 1: Token Launch & Community Building

Launch DETOX on Solana, establish liquidity, and build our ironic community of digital minimalists.

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Phase 2: Digital Wellness App Integration

Partner with wellness apps to reward actual digital detox behavior with DETOX tokens.

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Phase 3: NFT Collection (Ironic Digital Art)

Launch "Broken Screens" NFT collection - digital art about escaping digital art.

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Phase 4: DAO Governance

Full community governance for project decisions. Vote on new features, partnerships, and initiatives.

Frequently Asked Questions

The questions everyone's too embarrassed to ask.

Isn't this incredibly ironic?

Absolutely. That's the entire point. We're the first crypto project to fully embrace the contradiction of our digital lives.

Why Solana instead of other blockchains?

Solana's speed and low fees align with our minimalist values. Plus, faster transactions mean less time staring at loading screens.

How do I buy DETOX tokens?

Connect your Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, etc.) and swap SOL for DETOX on Jupiter DEX. It takes 30 seconds, which is ironic given our mission.

What's the utility of DETOX tokens?

Governance voting, exclusive community access, rewards for digital wellness challenges, and future app integrations.

Is this a serious project?

We're seriously committed to building a community around this beautiful contradiction. The irony is real, but so is the project.